Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Part 1: How to NOT get results with P90X


1)       Take “before” pictures and measurements after completing The Ultimate Reset.  Note that this is your lowest weight and body fat percentage since high school, when you took gymnastics.

2)       Take your one and two year old kiddos trick or treating, multiple days and places. Know that you have a sweet tooth and don’t want them to consume that much sugar.

3)       Take (at least) two days off per week. The plan is to complete workouts six days per week. But, you decide to take weekends off. And the occasional day when the kiddos get up with you, thus upsetting your normal workout-while-everyone-sleeps morning routine.

4)       Get the stomach flu. Get kids with the same flu, which keeps them up at night. Be sick and exhausted. Take these days off.

5)       Get a free-refills-till-the-end-of-2012 cup from the gas station. Use it for a new morning coffee crutch, which couples wonderfully with the lack of sleep. Drink more calories than you used to thanks to the morning coffee with a splash of gas-station-cappuccino.

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